

Most civilized vampires frown on this behavior – but that doesn’t make good copy for a first-time reporter looking to impress his high-society family.

“All that will change once they learn about the Raves – mass feeding parties where vampires round up humans like cattle and drink themselves silly. Joe Public isn’t exactly thrilled to be living side-by-side with the undead, but at least they haven’t stormed the castle…yet.

Instead, 10 months later, we’re enjoying a celebrity status reserved for the Hollywood elite – fending off paparazzi only slightly less dangerous than cross – and stake-wielding slayers. “Vampires in Chicago! You’d think headlines like that would have provoked the fine citizens of the Windy City to take up arms against us bloodsucking fiends.
